Yet Another Cheesy Post…
How can any woman in her right mind not fall in love with a man who pulls over to the side of the road, thumbs through his mp3 list, and chooses a song to sing to you in perfect pitch, complete with...
View Article4 Things I Learned This Weekend
The World Series can be fun when you watch it with the one you love. Baseball has always been as alien to me as sobriety is to Lindsay Lohan. But this weekend, I finally learned how the game is...
View ArticleHow Not To Miss Someone
They say absence makes the heart grow fonder. What they don’t tell you is that it can also make you insane. Being away from the one you hold most dear sometimes finds you staring blankly at the ceiling...
View ArticleRoses Speak Louder Than Words
I have to get the carpenters to work on it, quickly. I think I may have made a hole which shot straight off the roof when I leapt for joy a couple of hours ago. Can’t you tell? I am simply joyous...
View ArticleWill You un-Marry Me?
I can hardly believe it when I heard the news: my marriage is finally annulled! I think my joy shot straight up to the heavens. I was ecstatic and happy beyond words. In this part of the globe,...
View ArticleOnline Dating Tips
If you still think that on one fine day, prince charming will come merrily prancing by your door with a glass slipper in hand, well, it’s time you hit your head with that imaginary glass slipper....
View ArticleA Middle-of-the-Night Aerosmith Attack
I certainly “don’t wanna close my eyes… don’t wanna fall asleep” cause I miss him, and I don’t want to miss a thing. My corniness does freak me out sometimes, I have to admit! But I can’t help it....
View ArticleI Wish I Had Facial Hair
No, you definitely are not looking at a typo, nor have I gone totally insane- at least I don’t think so! I just sometimes wish I were male. Yes, I wish was one of those chaps who burped on command...
View ArticleThings You Cannot Afford to Miss When Going On a Date!
Are you going on a date? You must be excited and nervous at the same time. I am not talking here of the experienced ones; all first timers feel nervous. Then there are few who feel nervous every time...
View ArticleChewing Gum and Love
Forrest Gump said that “Life is like a box of chocolates- you’ll never know what you’re gonna get”. Love, for me, is like a piece of gum- it starts off hard, then once you chew it, it becomes soft...
View ArticleWhat Can I Do To Make Him Love Me?
In life, we never forget our firsts: first love, first drunken episode at a bar, etc. One first I’ll never forget was the first time I went to a concert. It was the Corrs. While waiting in line at...
View ArticleThe Unofficial Breakup
When my 7-year old daughter grows up, I have dreams of her becoming a doctor or a renowned guitar player. But because of the incredible mind-reading skill she oh so effortlessly displayed just last...
View ArticleSugar and Fights and Everything Not So Nice
It’s videoke night tomorrow, and I’m all psyched up about what song I’m going to sing: It was a tough decision between Climb Every Mountain and Sometimes Love Just Ain’t Enough by Patti Smith (or is it...
View ArticleUnexpectedly In Love
And so, it happened. I fell in love. I am in love. Unlike playing in a band or having abs like Gwen Stefani’s, falling in love wasn’t one of my top goals for this year (or any year, for that...
View ArticleThe One About Love (Or Lack Thereof!)
I can’t help it. Toni Braxton’s Breathe Again- alternating with Color Me Badd’s All for Love- keeps playing inside my head. Apart from the obvious fact that I’m stuck in a music time warp, I just...
View ArticleWake Me Up BEFORE September Ends
These past couple of months, I feel I have been stuck in a dating coma of sorts. I was under the impression that I was taking a proactive role in dating by signing up for this online dating site and...
View ArticleBreaking Up With Einstein
Today I write the saddest lines. The boyfriend and I broke up. I don’t know how to make sense of what just happened. Things were okay until I felt that we had to pull the plug. He is not a bad...
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